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1 day ago

physics-and-fiction:

mischievous-acrobats:

You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

An Alto.

*soprano cackling in the distance*

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5 days ago 35,441 notes

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

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5 days ago 69,594 notes

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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5 days ago 142,027 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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5 days ago 215,478 notes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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5 days ago 293,204 notes

thecrazydumbass:

sarcastic-snowflake:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

fuck you

Great. 

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5 days ago 216,058 notes

golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

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5 days ago 11,751 notes

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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5 days ago 361,092 notes

souljannoying:

in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

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5 days ago 170,967 notes

tylerjosephest:

twenty | one | pilots and social media

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5 days ago 1,238 notes

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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5 days ago 84,252 notes

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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5 days ago 682,920 notes

inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

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5 days ago 108,167 notes

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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5 days ago 362,734 notes