spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

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simsgonewrong:

In the middle of the night, the neighbor decided to come over, use the hot tub, and trim the bushes naked. Thanks, I guess?

simsgonewrong:

In the middle of the night, the neighbor decided to come over, use the hot tub, and trim the bushes naked. Thanks, I guess?

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

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penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

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bill-holmes:

bill-holmes:

waiting for the bup in the rain

lmao

wake me up when septermeber ends

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bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

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multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

image

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exhists:

do old people masturbate

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sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

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kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God

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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

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fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

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